SFSU Teacher
"The international beauty pageant is usually held...somewhere in the world."
Mark Talia
"My step-dad has become a wine connoisseur...so basically an asshole."
Aprile Smith
"The plant is made of wood."
Andy Cross
"This drink tastes like a Christmas tree."
Cisco Cobian
"Bums are kinda hot...I just want to take them home and wash them!"
Jonas Foster
"Food is expensive! Do you know how much mone we would save if we didn't have to eat?
Becky Fenton
"Everyone who works there is Scottish...on purpose?"
Becky Fenton
"Ooooh, I should mix all my drinks in a can!"
Ryan Aceto
"I don't think you can drink fire."
Kelly Grennan
"My birthday is two years and some months away."
Frank J. Cortese
"I don't like how these flipping timers, flip."
Jonas Foster
"Fake trees exist, they're just not real."
Becky Fenton
"Rexall...Rexall...doesn't that sound like someting you put in your butt?"
Saya Nakajima
"Do birds have brains? Yes. Bird-brains."
Frank J. Cortese
"Me? I can barely spell business."
Ryan Aceto
"I love, love, staying at home and sitting on my lion."
Mike Sullivan
"The best way to be bitchy is to be a bitch."
Becky Fenton
"Why would you want to weave baskets under water?"
Ryan Aceto
"Just because I look at you, doesn't mean I see you."
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